Let's face it, there are some who have it, some who wish they did, and some who just aren't ready for it. Wherever you fall, Christmas can be a really annoying time if you aren't one of the people who have someone to show off to your extended family or kiss under the mistletoe.
So, I have decided to change up a Christmas song a little bit. First off, who in their right mind would want 10 lord a leaping or 11 pipers piping? I'll take the 5 golden rings though true love, you da best.
Almost at the mid-twenty mark (wah, wah, wah) I have decided to make my 12 days of Christmas about my friends, because they bring so much happiness to my life. Not a certain one, but all of them. Because I'm thankful for each one of them this Christmas. They may hate me for this, they may find it funny, either way...enjoy, and make sure you sing it or it probably wont make sense :)
On the first day of Christmas, Jen Dawn gave to me:
A baby in her belly.
On the second day of Christmas, Darnell gave to me:
Two 'Two Buck Chucks'
On the third day of Christmas, Haley gave to me:
Three years of laughing
On the fourth day of Christmas, Logan gave to me:
Four phone calls a day
On the fifth day of Christmas, Walker gave to me:
Five apologies
On the sixth day of Christmas, Whitney gave to me:
Six nights of dancing
On the seventh day of Christmas, Natasha gave to me:
Seven shots for shooting
On the 8th day of Christmas, BMitch gave to me:
Eight Buckeyes Losing
On the 9th day of Christmas, Therese gave to me:
9 towering towers
On the 10th day of Christmas, Taren gave to me:
10 reps of lifting
On the 11th day of Christmas, Dana gave to me:
11 could you nots?
On the 12th day of Christmas, Diana gave to me:
12 hours of driving
On the twelve days of Christmas my friends gave to me:
12 hours of driving
11 could you nots?
10 reps of lifting
9 towering towers
8 buckeyes losing
7 shots for shooting
6 nights of dancing
5 apologies
4 phone calls a day
3 years of laughing
2 'two buck chucks'
and a baby in jen's belly.
Damn, that was fun.
Merry (almost) Christmas, ya filthy animals.
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